Sunday, May 18, 2008

Everything I know about medicine, I learned from "Grey's Anatomy"

It looks like I will be graduating. They just refuse to let you fail at community college. Even if you're kind of a screw-up, you can succeed. I had to write one extra exam in my favorite subject, Records Management and I had to spend the first two days of my vacation in North Carolina writing a Records Management manual, but it all worked out. The first two days of vacation were cold and rainy anyway and my travel companions were old and bookish and more than happy to spend a day in the local library reading and watching the lightening while I finished my work. Once I had emailed my assignment, the skies cleared and we had beautiful weather the rest of the week. I managed to get a bad sunburn the final day which we spent poolside and at the beach. Three weeks later, I'm still peeling skin off my scorched legs, but overall, it was a wonderful trip.


My graduation now hinges upon my successful completion of a five week work term. Because I wasn't eligible earlier due to my potentially failing marks, I was the last person to get a work placement. But I still ended up with the best placement, the details of which were only finalized after all the smart, hard-working students had already been placed. Starting on Tuesday, I will be at the VG hospital library, conveniently located a short walk from both my house and my gym. I originally though I would be at the Infirmary on Robie Street and was looking forward to meeting cardiologists and neurosurgeons, but since I'm at the VG, I'll have to settle for dermatologists and oncologists. Until embarrassingly recently, I thought an oncologist was just a doctor who was on call. So I think it's safe to say I'll learn a lot.


So I'm 26 now. That's pretty old. I was encouraged that people thought I was young enough that they could ask me how old I was when they found out it was my birthday. They mostly seemed surprised and said they thought I was 22. I'm happy with looking 22, but maybe that's just something people say to make old people feel better.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Murphy in the house!

I was at work today, minding my own business, when I heard a very familiar voice speaking loudly. It was local celebrity and lovable host of CTV News, Steve Murphy. He was walking around smiling and greeting people unprovoked. As he walked by my area, the young girl I work with, always friendly and eager to please, said "Hi! You're Bruce Frisko, aren't you?" It was definitely the best thing that happened all day. Mr. Murphy snapped, "Not the last time I checked." And thus ended his parade of terror. It was a completely innocent mistake on my poor co-workers part so I had to explain to her the gravity of her faux pas.

My latest issue with my house is that nobody lives in it. Two of my roomies have moved out and the other is gone to Newfoundland for a two month work term. I now live all by myself in a seven bedroom house. A girl at work asked me if I was scared living in a big house all by myself. I guess she must have been thinking of violent intruders or crazed murderers because she looked at me like I was a moron when I said that I was pretty sure I'd be okay because the house wasn't haunted. In my mind, the only viable threat to my safety would be ghosts.