Crimewatch

So the South End Sleep Watcher is still on the loose. For those not familiar with this infamous case, there's some weirdo (see photo) going around the south end of Halifax sneaking into women's bedrooms and watching them sleep. When they wake up, he runs away. Based on this police sketch, I suspect Ben Affleck. So far, he has sleep-watched at least 14 people. He is becoming quite famous. People are planning to be him for Halloween (the Sleep Watcher, not Ben Affleck). One night last week I woke up three times to check and make sure there was no one watching me sleep. It's just so creepy! A&E runs Criminal Minds marathons on the weekends so, of course, I watch every episode and imagine that the South End Sleep Watcher has evolved into the South End Strangler. Hopefully he'll be caught soon and punished for his crimes (the Sleep Watcher, not Ben Affleck).


Today's Good News/Bad News

Bad News: I bought some chips from the vending machine in the staff room but after eating a few, I decided they were poison because they smelled like paint.
Good News: I was still hungry so I bought a chocolate bar and the machine gave me two!
Bad News: I feel sick now, possibly because I ate some of the poison chips, possibly because I ate both the chocolate bars.
Good News: I kept the remaining poison chips as evidence. They're in my locker at work. If I don't make it, please avenge my death.